Potty humur IS intelligent : )

2009-01-28T14:58:00.000-08:00

I'm at a time in my life where I can finally be honest about things. I like being clever. And I'm out to prove that potty humor is both of these.

So One Day, when I was chillen at a kick back with my posse and a crew I just met, this dude starts talkin. He says, " Oh yeah, I've rained a lotta dogs. People have paid me Big Bucks for this stuff. " All night he's going on and on saying things like, " I don't care about nothing except one rule, don't ever strike a dog with your hand. That's the hand that feeds them. Grab whatever you can; newpaper, or a ruler. Just never strike with your bare hand. " And, " You just gotta teach'em the Rules. " People are getting grumpy, he's going on for so long about this. So I ask him if we could go outside for a cigarette.

Now we go outside, and I ask him, "So you train dogs, huh? You know a lotta 'bout it? " " Yep." He says. So I tell him a secret, " I hear... that if you treat women like dogs, they like it. " HaHa! What do you think his reaction was, huh? He loved me. In that moment he thought I was the coolest fuckin person on the planet. So is potty humor really that dumb? No. It's just got to be told as a secret.

Together in Abundance.

2009-01-27T07:37:00.000-08:00

The times have lifted, and left us gifted with our own indifference. We are realizing now for the first time as a species the realities of what life Together really means. We've stopped looking at things we're missing as things we need and have finally come to know Abundance. We've recognized tricks and technologies, used tools on fools, and come away Clean. We People are truely our mother earths skin, and with times changing we've realized how much trouble we're in. But no longer is pain something to be feared. No, we laugh in the face of danger and find strength where we least expect it. Life's lessons are no longer hecktic, so to heck with it. Forgive, but never Forget. Live on, but never Die. Let yourself be ALL YOU CAN Welcome, to Radical Emergence.